I’m still excited about 7 pounds. Like…in a week…goddamn. My brain wouldn’t shut up about it last night and go to sleep.

Brain: “MOTHERFUCKER, WE LOST 7 POUNDS!”

Me: “I KNOW, BUT WE GOT A LONG DAY TOMORROW, GO TO SLEEP!”

Brain: “SEVEN POOOOUUUUUNDS!”

Me: “SERIOUSLY, WE NEED TO SLEEP, WE CAN CELEBRATE MORE TOMORROW!”

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