I’m still excited about 7 pounds. Like…in a week…goddamn. My brain wouldn’t shut up about it last night and go to sleep.
Brain: “MOTHERFUCKER, WE LOST 7 POUNDS!”
Me: “I KNOW, BUT WE GOT A LONG DAY TOMORROW, GO TO SLEEP!”
Brain: “SEVEN POOOOUUUUUNDS!”
Me: “SERIOUSLY, WE NEED TO SLEEP, WE CAN CELEBRATE MORE TOMORROW!”
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